Tuesday, November 22, 2016


Author Unknown

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).  The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation.

Boy: ‘Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): ‘I already have someone to cut my lawn.’

Boy: ‘Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.’

Woman: I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance) : ‘Lady, I’ll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida.’

Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: ‘Son… I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.’

Boy: ‘No thanks.’

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.

Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the Job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!’

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Kinky Fuckery, Five

He voraciously munched my manflower as I moaned like a crazy submissive. He nibbled my boyhole with his tender lips. I thought, this is the closest I can get to what girls feel when guys go crazy cunnilingus on them.

My boycunt tensed in reaction to Leo's oral work. As soon as he realized it, he slightly opened his mouth and gently breathed on my slippery opening. My hole twitched as his breath sent warm chills in and around it.

Then, he eased a little as he slowly stuck his tongue out and slowly teased my manflower. He routinely poked every part of my hole both challenging its rebellious pulsing and encouraging it to relax and give in at the same time.

I watched him as his toungue prodded my manpussy with such precision that I can tell he is not hitting the areas by mistake. He made sure that his warm, wet tongue will make just enough pressure for me to feel it but just enough for me to want more. 

It made me think and guess which part he will graze next only to feel his wet tongue jabbing a different place.The unpredictability of his tongue poking made every nudge feel like it's the first.

I have not stopped groaning since he worked my manflower. In no time, my libido has started to spike up again until I cannot take it anymore and grabbed Leo's head. I looked at him clearly begging through my eyes to stop teasing my boyhole. His answer excited me.

He showed me that Leo grin again. He looked like a boy that has found a new toy and is up to no good. 

And just when I thought it couldn't be any more intense, he spread my ass cheeks, opened his lips a little wider and let loose his tongue and attacked my hole with his very talented tongue making me grabbed his hair tilt back and cursed.

"Ohhhhhhh! Putang Inaaaaaaaa!" I moaned.

At first, my manflower rebelliously shut tight as my manpussy desperately stage its last defense. But Leo's tongue was persistent and my hole gave in. Leo's warm and wet tongue slithered in my boypussy whilst I just gave myself up to this very crazy wonderful feeling.

He can really make magic with that tongue of his.

Leo has claimed me again.

By the time he's done eating my boypussy, my mouth and throat was so dry from moaning. I was so exhausted that I helplessly begged him to give me a time out.

To my relief, he gave me a breather. 

I stood up and went out of the room naked and went straight into the small kitchen to grab a glass of water. On my way out of the bedroom, the cute stud standing near the door, watching us play grabbed my ass cheek, squeezed it tightly and smiled at me. I can helped but notice his throbbing manhood which is clearly twice as big and thrice as fatter than Leo's. 

I looked down at his mighty cock as it uncontrollably stain his white undies with huge amounts of precum. I guess he enjoyed the show.     

"Next?" He asked.

I courteously smiled and went out of the room. I can feel his luscious eyes following me.

I went straight into the small kitchen grabbing a bottle of cold water. I drank it all in one go replenishing the fluid I lost as Leo affectionately ravaged my body. I opened the fridge again grabbing another bottle of water. I drank half of it this time.

I leaned on the counter top waiting for Leo and thinking of that sexy guy-near-the-door's hot offer. Quite frankly, he was hot and every bit superior to Leo. However, I am under Leo's spell and his horny incantations made everyone far less attractive.

But I know eventually, I have to play with him if he insisted. This is a group fun after all and not a "Silvan and Leo's live porn show".

I shoved the thought out of my mind. I hope me and Leo can find a way to get out of this predicament.

I wanted him. Just him.

I was three quarters done with my second bottle of water when Leo came out of the fuck room. As soon as our eyes met he flashed that boying smile again that made him so fucking irresistible. 

He hugged me tight and kissed me passionately.

Hot-guy-near-the-door peeped out again. We both looked back.

As soon as his head vanished inside the playroom, Leo turn back and looked straight in my eyes and held my face with his strong hands.

Then as if he has read my mind, he whispered. "Not fucking today."  

"Not while your mine boy."